Friday, December 4, 2009

Goldman Sachs Ruined Christmas!

It's raining glass over at 200 West St. According to the Tribeca Tribune last Saturday, a pane from the new Goldman Sachs building in Battery Park City flew out of its pane to shatter the lives of the innocents who toiled below.

No one was hurt, but in addition to causing traffic jams and scaring the crap out of passers by, the falling glass crushed the holiday dreams of children all over New York City: that's right, the hazard delayed the opening of Battery Park City's brand new ice skating rink!

Goldman will compensate both the rink manager and the local cafe that was counting on making a killing selling
après
-glace treats on opening day.


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