Heroes of the Recession: The Blu-Ray

You may have thought you've been watching movies all this time, but unless you have a Blu-ray DVD player you've basically just been staring at indecipherable blob of crap. You might as well turn off the TV and watch the blank screen. The Blu-Ray is absolutely necessary in order to watch movies the way they were MEANT TO BE SEEN. This is the 21st century, people; it's high definition or NO DEFINITION.


Luckily the kind and generous gods at Blu-Ray are teaming up with retailers to bring down the price of the player from $300 towards, and even below, the "impulse buy" ceiling of $100. Consumers are buying them in droves, and stimulating the economy while they're at it. This, of course, makes the Blu-Ray producer and its retailers our newest Heroes of the Recession. All they want is make your pathetic life better.

So get one or forever wonder what that movie really looked like. Get one, or be left in the past, with your dead grandmother's wigs and the chastity belt. Do you want to look like these people?!?!?Publish Post


P.S. Guess who's gonna have more fun than you tonight? THIS GIRL, because she is BUYING A BLU-RAY.